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lovemysub: thewanderrchildd: running-on-oatmeal: outrunmyself:...

Sat, 11 Nov 2017 03:34:13 -0500

thewanderrchildd:

running-on-oatmeal:

outrunmyself:

I will never not reblog this. The 2 guys in the back are just ❤❤❤

Always reblog.

people who get hyped up for other people are the greatest people you can have in your life.

Love their reactions. They aren’t worried about being emasculated, they aren’t insecure, they are just genuinely impressed that she’s lifting like a beast!

ruinedchildhood: the most legendary lyric of my generation tbh

Mon, 09 Oct 2017 13:16:26 -0400

ruinedchildhood:

the most legendary lyric of my generation tbh

cantcolonizethispussy: softwhorecore: cantcolonizethispussy: potatoes are actually my...

Mon, 17 Apr 2017 01:33:14 -0400

cantcolonizethispussy:

softwhorecore:

cantcolonizethispussy:

potatoes are actually my unproblematic fave

But they were the cause of a famine

i can’t believe u just pulled receipts on potatoes

invaderxan: Women who are beyond done with all of this...

Sun, 16 Apr 2017 00:43:40 -0400

invaderxan:

Women who are beyond done with all of this shit.

(via)

brightindie: my future husband is going to have the coolest wife lol u go dude

Tue, 28 Mar 2017 23:26:09 -0400

brightindie:

my future husband is going to have the coolest wife lol u go dude

whoarei: she guessed my favorite color first try.. but between me and u……. i didnt even have a...

Fri, 24 Feb 2017 02:18:55 -0500

whoarei:

she guessed my favorite color first try..

but between me and u……. i didnt even have a favorite color until she yelled out yellow!! she was hella excited n smiling like a little kid. so i told her she was right and i havent seen yellow the same since, its in everything. i could probably live in it now.

babylonian: thatbitchregina: disneyandjazzhands: squarecutorpea...

Mon, 20 Feb 2017 02:11:50 -0500

babylonian:

thatbitchregina:

disneyandjazzhands:

squarecutorpearshape:

dalaisa-katili:

local-emo-mom:

anarcho-individualist:

explanatorypower:

i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me

This is the america they don’t want you to see

i love america

This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry

I LOVE WAFFLE HOUSE

Ohmygod

Waffle House Aesthetic

this is making me so homesick

frankocarrillo79: This is the most California shit I’ve ever...

Mon, 20 Feb 2017 02:10:36 -0500

frankocarrillo79:

This is the most California shit I’ve ever seen

Famous authors, their writings and their rejection letters.

Tue, 17 Jan 2017 18:48:21 -0500

studyingmeblr:

cidermoon:

ramoorebooks:

Sylvia Plath: There certainly isn’t enough genuine talent for us to take notice.

Rudyard Kipling: I’m sorry Mr. Kipling, but you just don’t know how to use the English language.

Emily Dickinson: [Your poems] are quite as remarkable for defects as for beauties and are generally devoid of true poetical qualities.

Ernest Hemingway (on The Torrents of Spring): It would be extremely rotten taste, to say nothing of being horribly cruel, should we want to publish it.

Dr. Seuss: Too different from other juveniles on the market to warrant its selling.

The Diary of Anne Frank: The girl doesn’t, it seems to me, have a special perception or feeling which would lift that book above the ‘curiosity’ level.

Richard Bach (on Jonathan Livingston Seagull): will never make it as a paperback. (Over 7.25 million copies sold)

H.G. Wells (on The War of the Worlds): An endless nightmare. I do not believe it would “take”…I think the verdict would be ‘Oh don’t read that horrid book’. And (on The Time Machine): It is not interesting enough for the general reader and not thorough enough for the scientific reader.

Edgar Allan Poe: Readers in this country have a decided and strong preference for works in which a single and connected story occupies the entire volume.

Herman Melville (on Moby Dick): We regret to say that our united opinion is entirely against the book as we do not think it would be at all suitable for the Juvenile Market in [England]. It is very long, rather old-fashioned…

Jack London: [Your book is] forbidding and depressing.

William Faulkner: If the book had a plot and structure, we might suggest shortening and revisions, but it is so diffuse that I don’t think this would be of any use. My chief objection is that you don’t have any story to tell. And two years later: Good God, I can’t publish this!

Stephen King (on Carrie): We are not interested in science fiction which deals with negative utopias. They do not sell.

Joseph Heller (on Catch–22): I haven’t really the foggiest idea about what the man is trying to say… Apparently the author intends it to be funny – possibly even satire – but it is really not funny on any intellectual level … From your long publishing experience you will know that it is less disastrous to turn down a work of genius than to turn down talented mediocrities.

George Orwell (on Animal Farm): It is impossible to sell animal stories in the USA.

Oscar Wilde (on Lady Windermere’s Fan): My dear sir, I have read your manuscript. Oh, my dear sir.

Vladimir Nabokov (on Lolita): … overwhelmingly nauseating, even to an enlightened Freudian … the whole thing is an unsure cross between hideous reality and improbable fantasy. It often becomes a wild neurotic daydream … I recommend that it be buried under a stone for a thousand years.

The Tale of Peter Rabbit was turned down so many times, Beatrix Potter initially self-published it.

Lust for Life by Irving Stone was rejected 16 times, but found a publisher and went on to sell about 25 million copies.

John Grisham’s first novel was rejected 25 times.

Jack Canfield and Mark Victor Hansen (Chicken Soup for the Soul) received 134 rejections.

Robert Pirsig (Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) received 121 rejections.

Gertrude Stein spent 22 years submitting before getting a single poem accepted.

Judy Blume, beloved by children everywhere, received rejections for two straight years.

A Wrinkle in Time by Madeline L’Engle received 26 rejections.

Frank Herbert’s Dune was rejected 20 times.

Carrie by Stephen King received 30 rejections.

The Diary of Anne Frank received 16 rejections.

Harry Potter and The Philosopher’s Stone by J.K. Rolling was rejected 12 times.

Dr. Seuss received 27 rejection letters

Now this…THIS inspires me.

Don’t give up people.

hellaween: nokiabae: these calming crystals aren’t working try xanax

Tue, 17 Jan 2017 13:39:50 -0500

hellaween:

nokiabae:

these calming crystals aren’t working

try xanax

dweebscar: slams fist on desk NOW THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE

Tue, 17 Jan 2017 13:39:03 -0500

dweebscar:

*slams fist on desk* NOW THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE

Photo

Tue, 17 Jan 2017 01:54:24 -0500

asd-yuurikatsuki: wolferen: my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s...

Tue, 17 Jan 2017 01:54:11 -0500

asd-yuurikatsuki:

wolferen:

my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature

He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants

So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.

Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.

Chaotic Good Boy

Photo

Sat, 14 Jan 2017 01:24:36 -0500

mohinimeansillusion: yurchenko-full: I am SCREAMING

Wed, 11 Jan 2017 23:36:29 -0500

mohinimeansillusion:

yurchenko-full:

I am SCREAMING

the-meme-monarch: usnavis-hat: casper-the-friendly-being: kabuki-akuma: dzzjjjtttwubwubwubwub: m...

Wed, 11 Jan 2017 23:35:27 -0500

the-meme-monarch:

usnavis-hat:

casper-the-friendly-being:

kabuki-akuma:

dzzjjjtttwubwubwubwub:

mutant-kidzz:

awkwardontheoutside:

adcacai:

acquaintedwithrask:

strawberry-fox:

live-love-laurens:

xxdarkwing:

21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs

“You guys! Stop deleting everything I write!”

“Unalienable!”
“Inalienable!”

I’M LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC

“SO HELP ME I WILL LOCK THIS DOCUMENT IF YOU DON"T STOP CHANGING THE FONT SIZE JOHN HANCOCK!!!”

“STOP HIGHLIGHTING EVERYTHING!”

“WHO DELETED THE ENTIRE FUCKING DOCUMENT!”

“FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT DECLARING OUR INDEPENDENCE IN COMIC SANS”

“GOUVERNUER MORRIS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP ADDING ‘IN BED’ AFTER EVERY LINE”

ladyhistory

This is a thing of beauty.

I-I found it???? The post???? The post™

imagine one for the new U.S. constitution

“why is the red line under Pensylvania”

“bc that’s not how it’s spelled alexander”

“I am like, 100% positive I spelled it right”

“Pennsylvania has two n’s”

“No???”

blackmodel: sustainablefarming: Avatar Yoncé PLEASE IM THE GIRL...

Mon, 09 Jan 2017 18:43:52 -0500

A post shared by @beyoncereceipts on Dec 23, 2016 at 4:20pm PST

blackmodel:

sustainablefarming:

Avatar Yoncé

PLEASE IM THE GIRL WITH THE CUP

l0v3andsuch: bellaxiao: Meet the 8-year-old Jalen Bailey. His...

Mon, 09 Jan 2017 15:13:32 -0500

l0v3andsuch:

bellaxiao:

Meet the 8-year-old Jalen Bailey. His mother taught him to cook from a very young age. When he was only 6 years old he baked his first peanut butter cookies without anyone’s help.
At the age of 8, Jalen expressed the desire to buy his mom a house. The family applied for the necessary licenses and signed the legal documents to make Jalen’s Bakery a reality.

Within just 1 week, the 8-year-old was making, selling and shipping off his baked masterpieces.

If you wanna treat yourself and support Black-owned business, check Jalen’s Bakery website and order some delicacies. 🍪

#BlackPride

Precious precious precious

susiethemoderator: somechildrenstendermother: mysticben: 2017...

Sun, 08 Jan 2017 22:37:30 -0500

susiethemoderator:

somechildrenstendermother:

mysticben:

2017 prophecy

The Year of Realizing Things is Ended

The Year of Being Alright has Begun.

asian:Snails getting more action than me

Sun, 08 Jan 2017 22:17:18 -0500

asian:

Snails getting more action than me

Go Explore Something.

lovemysub: thewanderrchildd: running-on-oatmeal: outrunmyself:...

ruinedchildhood: the most legendary lyric of my generation tbh

cantcolonizethispussy: softwhorecore: cantcolonizethispussy: potatoes are actually my...

invaderxan: Women who are beyond done with all of this...

brightindie: my future husband is going to have the coolest wife lol u go dude

whoarei: she guessed my favorite color first try.. but between me and u……. i didnt even have a...

babylonian: thatbitchregina: disneyandjazzhands: squarecutorpea...

frankocarrillo79: This is the most California shit I’ve ever...

Famous authors, their writings and their rejection letters.

hellaween: nokiabae: these calming crystals aren’t working try xanax

dweebscar: *slams fist on desk* NOW THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE

Photo

asd-yuurikatsuki: wolferen: my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s...

Photo

mohinimeansillusion: yurchenko-full: I am SCREAMING

the-meme-monarch: usnavis-hat: casper-the-friendly-being: kabuki-akuma: dzzjjjtttwubwubwubwub: m...

blackmodel: sustainablefarming: Avatar Yoncé PLEASE IM THE GIRL...

l0v3andsuch: bellaxiao: Meet the 8-year-old Jalen Bailey. His...

If you wanna treat yourself and support Black-owned business, check Jalen’s Bakery website and order some delicacies. 🍪

#BlackPride

susiethemoderator: somechildrenstendermother: mysticben: 2017...

asian:Snails getting more action than me

dweebscar: slams fist on desk NOW THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE